Monday, November 27, 2006

An ornament of the gentry. That is what my daddies, David and Thom, call me. In reality, I am a nine year old male dalmatian living the lush life of luxury in Southern Florida with annual road trips to holiday at my summer house in Eastport, Maine.
I am properly pampered which suits my status. However, I do feel I am cheated out of some quality time by this thing they call the computer. When my daddies start thumping those keys, it is like I am not even in residence. So, I have decided to start my own blog and claim my computer time. Eventually I may have my humans buy me my own laptop.
I am very happy with my life. I have satisfactorily trained two humans to my exact specifications in less time than it would take the average mutt to housebreak only one.
If you are interested in my ramblings and stories of my life since prison (yes, I said "prison", but that's another story), check back frequently and see what's going on. If you are lucky, I may even tell you the embarassing story of the time I got skunked.

1 comment:

Purple Lover said...

As Jewel's mom, I'm kind of interested in hearing about your prison days. Jewel doesn't need any bad influence in her life. So, let's hear it...